the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
