Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her vagine was all disorganized.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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