I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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