You can't motorboat a personality
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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