it hurts more in the daytime
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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