is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The beer is more important than you right now.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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