toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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