if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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