But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You're like the curious george of whores
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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