is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Randomize
