how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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