So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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