i don't like sucking hair
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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