eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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