every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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