just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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