the day after is always just damage control
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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