Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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