Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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