I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
