Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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