omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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