things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have fence marks all over my body
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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