i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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