Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
nutella sex= disaster
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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