We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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