It's just like the Real World with babies
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
