No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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