I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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