Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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