stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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