I think I am morally bankrupt
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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