maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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