VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
not ubering you a puppy
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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