Don't you send me to vm
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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