Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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