is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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