Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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