I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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