what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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