so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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