It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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