He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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