She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
soo... how was my night?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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