Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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