what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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