YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I believe in your delicious
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