dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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