I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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