just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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