I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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