No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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