i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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